Tuesday, October 7, 2008

WHO YOU IS

I BELIEVE WE ARE IN THE MIST OF A BLOGGER GATE. THERE HAS BEEN A BREAK IN
AND UPON ADMINISTERING MULTIPLE BEATINGS, A CONFESSION AND IDENTITY HAS
BEEN OBTAINED. THE NAME OF DLARRYB WAS SPEWED OUT. I HAVE NO CLUE AS TO
WHO THIS IS. IF YOU KNOW LET ME KNOW. HE DID DROP A FEW CLUES AFTER THE TEETH BEGAN TO FALL OUT. THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT GRACE WHICH TELLS US HE NOT AN ARMINIAN FOR THEY DESERVE NONE AS YOU KNOW. THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE WE CAN GET MORE OUT OF HIM. I AM THINKING THAT MAYBE WE CAN SHOW MERCY IF HE WILL CONFESS TO BEING A 5 POINT CALVINIST. I AM TURNING HIM OVER TO YOU TO SEE WHAT YOU CAN GET OUT OF HIM. IF HE IS NOT A BUCKEYE FAN, KEEP HITTING.

Monday, October 6, 2008

lets rock!

MIGHT MASTER OF ALL THINGS TOFU;
I DO BELIEVE IT BE UP AND RUNNING SO LET US COMMENCE TO BLOGGING. BUT
BEFORE WE GET INTO THE BARING OF THE INNER PARTS OF THE SOUL, I MUST
FIRST SET A COUPLE OF GROUND RULES. THE FIRST BEING, EVERYTHING I WRITE
WILL BE IN LIGHT OF THE FACT THAT ONLY THE RIGHT SIDE WORKS, SO EVERY
FACT, OPINION, AND REVELATION WILL BE FROM THE FAR RIGHT. THE SECOND IS THAT NOTHING SAID WILL BE FROM THE FAR LEFT. I LOOK FROWARD TO BLOG AWAY
AND TALK ABOUT THE DEEPER THINGS OF LIFE AFTER STROKES IF THERE IS SUCH
A THING. OK GARY HERE IT COMES.